Mr. E Tour

A change of pace. A song for Darth_Monkey!

The Littlest Turd

This is a story
Of the littlest turd you’ve ever seen
Out on the playing field
Where the grasses grow so green.

All the larger turd piles
Said that he’s not worth a pile of poo
He would never make it
On to anybody’s shoe

But the littlest turd
Didn’t say a word
He just did what he could do
And the littlest turd
Wasn’t seen or heard
‘Till he found his place with you

All the famous dung heaps
Came from cow and horse and dog and deer
But our smelly hero
Came from one small cat, I fear

But he didn’t listen
He knew if he held fast his day would come
He withstood derision
Hoping to be number one

But the littlest turd
Didn’t say a word
He just did what he could do
And the littlest turd
Wasn’t seen or heard
‘Till he found his place with you

Finally came the day
When the children came out to play
And all of the larger turd piles
Knew that they’d get in the way

But the children ran around
They avoided every mound
But while missing larger targets
The littlest turd was found

So the littlest turd
Didn’t say a word
He just did what he could do
And the littlest turd
Wasn’t seen or heard
‘Till he found his place with you
He was just a pile of poo
And he now is on your shoe